The Role of Fred Burkle Will Be Played by Charlize Theron by Mireille (NC-17) [non-lj link]
     Mireille manages to make this hot and fun and still in character, without straining credibility or making me fed up with Harmony.

And that mutual grooming thing that chimps do? Also good. If you see typos, broken links, or anything else that needs fixing on this site, please let me know. And always feel free to recommend me fanfic, books, whatever.