I was going to make this a selective archive of my work since I've written a lot of stuff for ficathons that I'm not all that thrilled with, but I decided to go the comprehensive route. Some pieces have been edited since they first appeared in my fic journal, while some haven't, and others are appearing for the first time. Feedback is much solicited. Feel free to rip apart a story.

The fics are categorized by fandom and alphabetical by title within each category.

After All
Pairing: Buffy Summers / Dawn Summers
Summary/Teaser: Buffy doesn't like it when Dawn brings boys home. So sometimes Dawn goes home with Buffy.
Warnings: There may be explicit sex herein. Both parties are consenting. Do what you feel is appropriate based on the laws in your jurisdiction.
Spoilers/Timeline: Post-series. Not really comics-compliant.
Notes: Written for Giselle for Secret Slasha 2007 (request: Buffy/Dawn or Dawn/Willow or Dawn/any).
Word Count: 886

The Beauty in the Stones
Pairing: Tara/Oz
Summary/Teaser: Music and the Southwest
Warnings: mature themes
Spoilers: "Dead Things" (BtVS 6.13)
Notes: Inspired by lyrajane's hometown challenge. Written for voleuse for the Tara ficathon. (The request: Tara/Oz, Music, Willow's not the only thing they have in common.)
Word Count: 1455

Blue Sky and Dry Land
Pairing: Giles/Cordelia
Summary/Teaser: Cordelia's grown as a person, though Buffy isn't sure she has.
Warnings: implied hetsex between adults
Spoilers: "Where the Wild Things Are" (BtVS 4.18), S1 Angel up to "Five by Five" (Angel 1.18)
Notes: Set shortly after "Where the Wild Things Are" (BtVS 4.18) but before "Five by Five" (Angel 1.18) even though technically both episodes aired the same night [April 25, 2000].
Written for jedi_penguin for topazangel's *BtVS/AtS Het fic-a-thon. The request: Giles/Cordelia; Buffy freaking out over the relationship, and plenty of snark; Cordelia is not dead, or a demon, or a saint.
Word Count: 1219

Bondage Fun
Pairing: Buffy/Giles
Summary/Teaser: Buffy finally has time for bondage fun.
Warnings: explicit hetsex between consenting adults, tame bondage
Spoilers: "Chosen" (BtVS 7.22)
Notes: Set three years after "Chosen." (And no, in this AU, Spike has not returned.)
Word Count: 510

Bring on the Night
Pairing: Buffy/Faith
Summary/Teaser: Faith shows up in the middle of "Bring On The Night" (BtVS 7.10).
Warnings: explicit sex between teenage women
Spoilers: "Bring On The Night" (BtVS 7.10) though it goes AU partway through that episode.
Notes: Written by request for Prophecy Girl, Christmas 2002.
Word Count: 691

Christmas Dinner
Pairing: Knox/Spike
Summary/Teaser: Sometimes you've gotta make your own Christmas presents.
Warnings: explicit sex between adult males
Spoilers: early S5 Angel
Notes: Written for btvs_santa 2004 for highlander_ii who requested a Spike-centric (no Spuffy) pretty xmas w/o snow. Inspired by kantayra's Knox/Spike request on buffyverse1000.
Word Count: 943

Click Shut
Pairing: --
Summary/Teaser: Wishverse Buffy traveling from Cleveland to Sunnydale. ("i learn every room long enough to make it to the door, and then i hear it click shut behind me")
Warnings: --
Spoilers: --
Notes: Written for cookie_dough101 for voleuse's Wishverse ficathon. The request: Buffy, NO PAIRING; Gritty, set during Buffy's travels (up until she arrives in Sunnydale)
Word Count: 1357

Come Crash Into Me
Pairing: Kate/Lilah
Summary/Teaser: After "Reprise," someone's looking for Kate.
Warnings: girlsex between adults
Spoilers: "Reprise" (Angel 2.15)
Notes: Written for Calle Dybedahl for sallyanne's Angelverse femslash ficathon. The request: Lilah/Kate, shippy; Set after Kate gets fired from the police force; As little mention of the guys as possible
Word Count: 922

Confirmation
Pairing: Tara and Giles
Summary/Teaser: Visitors from the past.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: "Seeing Red" (BtVS 6.19) and some vague S7 stuff
Notes: Scroll gave me the following prompt: "Pairing: Giles/Tara, Phrase: Hello, good-bye"
Word Count: 485

A Day at the Beach
Pairing: Willow/Tara
Summary/Teaser: "We live in California, dear. Every day is a good day to go to the beach."
Warnings: nothing beyond some girl kissage between consenting adults
Spoilers: --
Notes: Set early S5. Written for for nova25 for the 2004 Willowficathon. The request: Willow/Tara (shippy), Requests: s5 sweetness, a day at the beach, no Darkfic/Mindless Fluff
Word Count: 649

Desert Plants are Strange Indeed
Pairing: Buffy/Tara
Summary/Teaser: She's been here before, or has she?
Warnings: not much beyond girl kissage
Spoilers: "Chosen" (BtVS 7.22)
Notes: Written for Lasair for Secret Slasha 2004.
Word Count: 664

A Doll to Play With
Pairing: Spike, Dru, Willow
Summary/Teaser: "If your offering contains incest, rape or bestiality, bonus points and babies' souls will be awarded."
Warnings: Rape. Multiple partners. Explicit sex. Sex with a minor.
Spoilers: "Halloween" (BtVS 2.06)
Notes: Set in S2. Rape-fic for Seana Renay's Blacklist Challenge.
Word Count: 802

Electro-Chick and Undead Boy
Pairing: Angel/Gwen
Summary/Teaser: There's a lot of snark.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: "Ground State" (Angel 4.02)
Notes: Written for for doyle_sb4 for Amberina's Gwen ficathon. The request: Gwen/Angel, during season 4, snark, not set after Players
Word Count: 654

Familiar Smells
Pairing: Oz/Tara
Summary/Teaser: After "Tabula Rasa," Tara has to get away.
Warnings: hetsex
Spoilers: "Tabula Rasa" (BtVS 6.08)
Notes: Written by request ("Tara/Oz. With plot.") for Del, Christmas 2002. (my first fanfic ever)
Word Count: 1426

Finding Me Here
Pairing: Buffy/Tara
Summary/Teaser: "I'm never gonna find them here." / "Of course not. That's the reason you came."
Warnings: girl kissage
Spoilers: "Dead Things" (BtVS 6.13)
Notes: --
Word Count: 932

Going For a Ride
Pairing: Buffy/Spike
Summary/Teaser: Spike has a motorcycle, and the leather to match.
Warnings: explicit het sex
Spoilers: mid-S6
Notes: Written for ladywenham for the Spuffy Kinkathon. The request: Spike in black leather gloves, Spuffy, soulless Spike -- smut would be nice, but not necessary. :)
Word Count: 832

gravity that insists
Pairing: Giles/Buffy
Summary/Teaser: Through all the years, there has always been the two of them.
Warnings: adult sexuality (This is set significantly post-series.)
Spoilers: --
Notes: Unbetaed, originally written for medie's porn battle, prompt: Giles/Buffy, ritual
Title plays on Ani DiFranco's song "falling is like this."
Word Count: 377

Healing
Pairing: Giles/Willow
Summary/Teaser: Willow is healing. Giles is helping.
Warnings: hetsex, though not too graphic
Spoilers: S6
Notes: Written for gentle_thorns for trkkr47's Core Four ficathon. The request: willow, giles; angst, smut and a happy ending. not necessarily in that order except for the ending; one of the 13 languages giles can read, scotch and magic.
Word Count: 1339

Hold My Cards Up Close to My Chest
Pairing: Ethan and Tara
Summary/Teaser: "surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places"
(Which is really more about the plotbunnies I was getting while I was writing this than about this particular fic, but isn't it a great tagline?)
Warnings: --
Spoilers: pre-series
Notes: Written for nothingbutfic for phaelstya's Ethan ficathon. The request: It deals with Tara/her mother and her family's attitude to magic, no Tara/Ethan sex.
Word Count: 846

Hunger
Pairing: Fred/Willow
Summary/Teaser: Willow leaves town after "Tabula Rasa." Fred answers the door.
Warnings: explicit girlsex
Spoilers: "Tabula Rasa" (BtVS 6.08) and "Dad" (Angel 3.10)
Notes: This story predated "Orpheus" by a longshot, yo.
Word Count: 1550

I Saw You Be Strong
Pairing: Cordelia/Willow
Summary/Teaser: After Buffy S6, Willow stayed in Sunnydale. After Angel S4, Cordelia woke up. This takes place late in the summer following those seasons. (The request got my brain on a track wherein Buffy S6 and Angel S4 happened at the same time, even though they didn't. So apparently this is rather more AU than I'd intended.)
Warnings: AU, girl kissage
Spoilers: Buffy S6, Angel S4
Notes: Written for seraphcelene for the 2005 Buffyverse Femslash Ficathon. The request: Cordelia/Willow, post S6 Willow and post S4 Cordelia (This is going to be a very AU pairing), nothing syrupy sweet, please.
Word Count: 1536

I Was Made to Love You
Pairing: April/Dawn
Summary/Teaser: What if instead of leaving April, Warren reprogrammed her?
Warnings: girl kissage involving a minor and a robot
Spoilers: "I Was Made to Love You" (BtVS 5.15)
Notes: An alternate version of "I Was Made to Love You" (BtVS 5.15) for Signe's Metamorphosis Challenge.
Word Count: 2894

Just Because I Can Make You Come Doesn't Make Me Jesus
Pairing: Andrew and Spike
Summary/Teaser: Andrew is conflicted.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: "Chosen" (BtVS 7.22), "Damage" (Angel 5.11)
Notes: Written for angelsgracie for enfaith's non-canon relationship ficathon. The request: Spike/Andrew with Conflict Resolution
Word Count: 876

Libraries Are Always Sexy
Pairing: Fred/Giles
Summary/Teaser: The title and pairing aren't enough for you?
Warnings: --
Spoilers: --
Notes: Fretting about a ficathon, Ari wrote, "Fred and Giles still not having sex." I wrote this.
Word Count: 141

Like Shipwrecks Passing in the Night
Pairing: Dawn/Spike
Summary/Teaser: What if instead of going to the Scoobies when he gets chipped, Spike skulks around on his own? Years later he meets Dawn in a club.
Warnings: explicit het sex between a vampire and a minor
Spoilers: "Him" (BtVS 7.06)
Notes: Written for essene for bashipforever's Spike/Dawn ficathon. The request was simply: sex, with the provisions of no non-con and no vamp!Dawn.
Word Count: 1480

Love's Recovery
Pairing: Dawn/Kit, Dawn/other
Summary/Teaser:
Warnings: sexuality between teen girls, tame consensual sexuality and more explicit non-con
Spoilers: vague season 6/7
Notes: --
Word Count: 555

Love What Is Mortal
Pairing: Kennedy/OFC (her female Watcher)
Summary/Teaser: To live in this world you must be able to do three things
Spoilers: --
Word Count: 1309

Motherhood
Pairing: --
Summary/Teaser: Possibilities
Warnings: --
Spoilers: --
Notes: for the one-line fic challenge, Scroll requested "Dawn and Tara, preferrably gen: motherhood."
Word Count: 26

Nice Coat
Pairing: Angel/Dream
Summary/Teaser: Misters Tall Dark and Broody
Warnings: --
Spoilers: vague S3 Angel
Notes: Angel/Sandman crossover drabble. Sharon's fault.
Word Count: 100

Not Just Fangs and Riots
Pairing: Fred/Spike
Summary/Teaser: "Well, if that's how you picture it, love. I've always been more partial to the up and go sort of festivities: all fangs, fists and riots. This one time...oh, sorry."
Warnings: explicit het sex
Spoilers: early S5 Angel
Notes: Written for sinister_beauty for btvs_santa 2003. The request: Spike/Fred in S5 Angel as canon as possible. Please make it as cannon and believable as possible with angst and light-heartedness, "An NC-17 rating prefferably. One crappy, down in the dumps Christmas on Fred's part. Hard liquor of some sort (but please, avoid drunkenness!. Mistletoe. Late night working. Spike saying at some point, [the line that is the summary/teaser]"
Word Count: 1875

"Of all the cafes, in all the towns...."
Pairing: Giles/Oz
Summary/Teaser: In a cafe somewhere in England, two musicians find each other.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: --
Notes: Written for Trekker for Secret Slasha 2006.
Many thanks to Ari for the beta work.
Word Count: 982

Of Farms and Princesses
Pairing: Kaylee/Tara
Summary/Teaser: A farm girl and a somewhat magical girl; a day or two in the life.
Warnings: AU/crossover, subtext is so subby it's basically genfic (though in my head they're totally heading toward togetherness)
Spoilers: none
Notes: Written as a backup for demasduitdream for the femslash_minis Tara round. The request: Female character you want paired with Tara: Kaylee; Up to three things you want: Pretty dresses, a bridge over a stream, herbalism; Up to two things you don’t want: Non-con, death (AU, AR, time-travel, etc. is fine); Rating Preference: Any
Thanks to Ari for looking over this for me. All remaining mistakes are mine.
Word Count: 1427

Resounding Gong, Clanging Cymbal
Pairing: Giles/Jenny (implied past Giles/Ethan)
Summary/Teaser: "If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal." (1 Corinthians 13:1, NIV)
Warnings: adult sexuality, and sadness
Spoilers: S2
Notes: Unbetaed, originally written for medie's porn battle, prompt: Giles/Jenny, languages
Word Count: 348

Revealing
Pairing: Buffy/Faith
Summary/Teaser: Faith is taking matters into her own hands.
Warnings: explicit sex between teenage females
Spoilers: "Revelations" (BtVS 3.07)
Notes: --
Word Count: 642

The Road Goes Ever On and On
Pairing: Anya and Tara
Summary/Teaser: "The Road goes ever on and on / Down from the door where it began. [...] Where many paths and errands meet. / And whither then? I cannot say."
Warnings: --
Spoilers: "Chosen" (BtVS 7.22)
Notes: Written for voleuse for the Significant Others ficathon. The request: Tara, Anya; Watching LOTR together, criticizing accuracy; No character bashing, no boys
Word Count: 554

Saturnalia
Pairing: Angel/Spike
Summary/Teaser: Christmastime at Wolfram and Hart is always... interesting.
Warnings: explicit sex between adult males
Spoilers: general Angel S5, specifically "Destiny" (Angel 5.08)
Notes: Inspired by the flashbacks in "Destiny" (Angel 5.08) and finally written as a Christmas present for Allie.
Word Count: 2343

Second Intermission
Pairing: Faith/Lilah
Summary/Teaser: Lilah's not the only controlling bitch around.
Warnings: explicit girlsex with ambiguous consent
Spoilers: Buffy S7/Angel S4
Notes: Written for Buffonia for Secret Slasha 2003.
Word Count: 988

Seeking Answers
Pairing: Illyria and Lorne
Summary/Teaser: Illyria meditates on power and bodies, using Lorne as a sounding board.
Warnings: implied girlsex
Spoilers: "Shells" (Angel 5.16)
Notes: Written for WritingGoddess for the Buffy/Angel-verse lyric wheel #8. The song is "Ask DNA" from the movie Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' On Heaven's Door. Lyrics are noted in the fic by purple font.
Word Count: 757

Sits, looking, and moves on.
Pairing: Fred Burkle/Kaylee Frye
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Summary/Teaser: It is autumn, and Fred and Kaylee are together.
Notes: Originally written for Ari's birthday. Crossover device stolen from the birthday girl herself. Fic itself largely inspired by said girl's own "Autumn" fic.
Title adapted from Carl Sanburg's poem "Fog."
Word Count: 1443

(Stars) Kept Marching
Pairing: Xander (character study)
Summary/Teaser: "Then it occurred to me that maybe all the people we saw behaving oddly or madly were not a distinct type at all, they were just us on a very bad day." -Hood by Emma Donoghue
Warnings: --
Spoilers: "Chosen" (BtVS 7.22)
Notes: --
Word Count: 510

Steak and Lemonade
Pairing: Lindsey/Spike
Summary/Teaser: Lindsey finds himself craving.
Warnings: explicit sex between adult males
Spoilers: "Soul Purpose" (Angel 5.10)
Notes: Written for girlwithjournal for sarah_p's *Spike ficathon. The request: Spike/Lindsey; Post-Soul Purpose, Lindsey's tattoos, Lindsey in over his head.
Word Count: 870

Strangers in the Night
Pairing: Spike/Tara
Summary/Teaser:
Warnings: --
Spoilers: "Tabula Rasa" (BtVS 6.08)
Notes: Written for richess for spara_ficathon. The request was just that it not be NC-17 rated. Inspired in part by voleuse's request for the Tara ficathon.
Word Count: 726

Suddenly, Not So Sleepy
Pairing: Buffy/Willow
Summary/Teaser: After the end of "Pangs," someone has to comfort Buffy.
Warnings: explicit girlsex between teens
Spoilers: "Pangs" (BtVS 4.08)
Notes: Buffy/Willow written for goddessofmercy for btvs_cupid 2004
Word Count: 711

Tell Me What My Hands Were Made For
Pairing: Main pairing is River/Lilah. Other combinations exist in my head but haven't been written (yet), so consider them implied.
Summary/Teaser: What, the character listing and warning don't do enough for you?
Warnings: dark themes, sexuality between same-sex partners with an age differential and power dynamics.
Spoilers: all three series, though little that's explicit
Notes: Written for fox1013 for femslash05.
Word Count: 1543

This book has many themes.
Pairing: Tara Maclay, Daniel Osbourne
Summary/Teaser: What Tara loves about Oz.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: nothing specific past "New Moon Rising" (4.19)
Notes: Unbetaed, originally written for a character love meme for for Alixtii.
Title stolen from "Restless" (BtVS 4.22).
Word Count: 98

This is their own story.
Pairing: C. J. Cregg / Tara Maclay
Summary/Teaser: In dreams, anything can happen.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: --
Notes: Unbetaed. Written for mosca's free verse challenge, Ari's birthday, and my desire to write fic for the occasion of Dia de los Muertos/All Hallows' Eve. Crossover with The West Wing.
Soundtrack: Breathless. Fic title from Sophie B. Hawkins' "Don't Stop Swaying." Thanks to Wikipedia for assorted research.
Word Count: 845 [not counting the epigraph]

Threads
Pairing: Justine Cooper/Julia Cooper
Summary/Teaser: Stumbling through adolescence.
Warnings: sex between teenage twin sisters and also some teen het sex
Spoilers: none. set pre-Angel.
Notes: drabble series (plus one ficlet). Inspired by the writing of my Wishverse fic. Blame Angela Carter's " 'Tis Pity She's a Whore." A lot.
Word Count: 633

Turning Inward, Turning Outward
Pairing: Justine Cooper/Julia Cooper
Summary/Teaser: After their parents die, Julia and Justine turn inward, and towards each other.
Warnings: death. not much beyond kissing in terms of sex, but it is between teenage twin sisters.
Spoilers: none. set pre-Angel
Notes: Ari requested this pairing in buffyverse1000, so how could I turn it down? (Though for what it's worth, this fic doesn't fit the universe I created in those other 2 fics.)
Word Count: 694

Unnanounced
Pairing: Xander/Larry
Summary/Teaser: Experimentation turns into more than that.
Warnings: explicit sex between two teenage males
Spoilers: "Earshot" (BtVS 3.17)
Notes: --
Word Count: 1819

Uninvited Houseguest
Pairing: Ethan/Randall
Summary/Teaser: Ethan finds Giles isn't home.
Warnings: explicit sex between adult males
Spoilers: none. set pre-series.
Notes: Written for eatenbyweasels for trkkr47's Ethan ficathon. The request (abbreviate version): a goldfish and the phrase "snake in a lucky dip," no het.
Word Count: 837

Warlocks of the New Millennium
Pairing: Ethan/Warren
Summary/Teaser: You meet all sorts of people at a warlock convention.
Warnings: explicit and not-entirely-consensual sex between an older adult and a college-age student, both male.
Spoilers: set pre-S6, though it contains some S6 allusions.
Notes: Written for inbetween for The BtVS/Angel Male Slash First Time Ficathon. The request (abbreviated version): The Trio (separate or as a team) and Ethan, some humour, rating higher than a PG.
Word Count: 896

What Dawn Summers Loves Most About Four People
Pairing: Dawn Summers/various
Summary/Teaser: See the title?
Warnings: a little bit of sex
Spoilers: --
Notes: Unbetaed, originally written for a character love meme for for Scroll.
Word Count: 410

What Is This About?
Pairing: Angel/Lindsey
Summary/Teaser: What if Lindsey hadn't accepted the penthouse suite at the end of "Blind Date" (1.21)?
Warnings: explicit sex between men, master-slave dynamic
Spoilers: "Blind Date" (Angel 1.21)
Notes: Written for sweptawaybayou for The Original Flashfic-a-thon Reunion. Inspired by a passage in Olwen's fic "The Longest Night."
Word Count: 1455

What You Can't Have
Pairing: Forrest/Riley
Summary/Teaser: "She's all temperature Buffy. Now can we concentrate on the game here?" -"Doomed" (BtVS 4.11)
Warnings: dark, non-con
Spoilers: just general S4
Notes: --
Word Count: 298

a crazy girl walks into a pub...
Pairing: Remus Lupin (Harry Potter) / River Tam (Firefly)
Summary/Teaser: Girl sees things; girl knows things.
Warnings: Craziness?
Spoilers: --
Notes: dorrie6 did that icon-pairings meme and said, "Can anyone write me Remus/River?" I obliged.
Word Count: 100

Fits Just Right
Pairing: Inara/Kaylee
Summary/Teaser: Inara has the most beautiful clothes.
Warnings: explicit sex between adult women
Spoilers: none in particular
Notes: --
Word Count: 988

Of Farms and Princesses
Pairing: Kaylee/Tara
Summary/Teaser: A farm girl and a somewhat magical girl; a day or two in the life.
Warnings: AU/crossover, subtext is so subby it's basically genfic (though in my head they're totally heading toward togetherness)
Spoilers: none
Notes: Written as a backup for demasduitdream for the femslash_minis Tara round. The request: Female character you want paired with Tara: Kaylee; Up to three things you want: Pretty dresses, a bridge over a stream, herbalism; Up to two things you don’t want: Non-con, death (AU, AR, time-travel, etc. is fine); Rating Preference: Any
Thanks to Ari for looking over this for me. All remaining mistakes are mine.
Word Count: 1427

Osiris Serenity
Pairing: Simon/River
Summary/Teaser: "Tender is the touch of someone that you love too much"
Warnings: incest
Spoilers: full series, though mostly by implication, including unaired episodes and "Our Mrs. Reynolds" deleted scene
Notes: story told in a series of six drabbles
Word Count: 600

Simple Tastes
Pairing: Inara/Kaylee
Summary/Teaser: Post-series, Kaylee finds Inara in an unexpected place.
Warnings: girl kissage
Spoilers: full series including unaired episodes, especially "Heart of Gold"
Notes: Written for kernelm for serenity_santa 2004. The request was: Femmeslash fic, porny preferred.
Word Count: 1542

Sits, looking, and moves on.
Pairing: Fred Burkle/Kaylee Frye
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Summary/Teaser: It is autumn, and Fred and Kaylee are together.
Notes: Originally written for Ari's birthday. Crossover device stolen from the birthday girl herself. Fic itself largely inspired by said girl's own "Autumn" fic.
Title adapted from Carl Sanburg's poem "Fog."
Word Count: 1443

Slotted spoons don't hold much soup.
Pairing: --
Summary/Teaser: Jayne has strange dreams.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: --
Notes: dorrie6's prompts: hankering, post holer, cabbage night, methodology, slotted spoon
Indebted to Sondheim's Into the Woods, of course.
Word Count: 123

Tell Me What My Hands Were Made For
Pairing: Main pairing is River/Lilah. Other combinations exist in my head but haven't been written (yet), so consider them implied.
Summary/Teaser: What, the character listing and warning don't do enough for you?
Warnings: dark themes, sexuality between same-sex partners with an age differential and power dynamics.
Spoilers: all three series, though little that's explicit
Notes: Written for fox1013 for femslash05.
Word Count: 1543

Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
Pairing: kind of a secret, kind of not. [white text] Simon/River [/white text]
Summary/Teaser: Roofs and steeples and the cellar door. "I have known them all already." He never rescued her, but she found him anyway. "We who were living are now dying." There is no happy ending. "Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison."
Warnings: AU. Dark and fucked up. Explicit sex. Pleasurepain. Ambiguous consent. Abuse of allusions/quotations from the Bible and T. S. Eliot.
Spoilers: None beyond basics.
Thanks to Justine (Phaedra) and Alixtii for betaing and also to Paige (Rhi) and Rána Eressëa for their feedback.
Word Count: 2991

What They Are
Pairing: River and the cows.
Summary/Teaser: "My fandom communes with cows."
Warnings: It's more exploration than anything else, but it is a crazy girl and a cow.
Spoilers: Set between "Shindig" and "Safe."
Notes: Bestiality fic for Seana Renay's Blacklist Challenge.
Word Count: 100

     crack!fic

Anne of Green Gables exits pursued by Sleeping Beauty
Spoilers: none in particular
Notes: Thanks to Meredith's Fandom OTP Generator challenge.
Word Count: 468

     fairy tales

Sweet Fire
Pairing: Hansel/Gretel
Summary/Teaser: Hansel and Gretel, after the fairy tale ends.
Warnings: Nothing beyond kissing stated outright, but there's implication and they are siblings.
Spoilers: The basic plot of the fairy tale.
Notes: Double drabble for Seana Renay's Blacklist Challenge Redux: Incest (blood ties) Only
Word Count: 200

     The Baby-Sitters Club

All Colors Are Just Shades of My Love
Characters: Claudia Kishi/Janine Kishi
Summary/Teaser: Claudia is captivated by her art.
Warnings: If you continue on to read this fanfic, I'm trusting that you know what you're getting into from the rest of the header information and will act as you feel is appropriate based on the laws in your jurisdiction.
Spoilers: --
Notes: Originally written for the femslash_today 1000+ watchers porn battle. (My prompt: The
Baby-sitters Club, Claudia/Janine, skirts)
Word Count: 538

And Her Strawberry Shampoo
Characters: Stacey McGill/Charlotte Johanssen
Summary/Teaser: Stacey thinks Charlotte is delicious.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: --
Notes: Originally written for Fireworks: The Fourth of July Femslash Porn Battle (wisdomeagle's prompt: BSC, Stacey/Charlotte, delicious)
Word Count: 224

mistakes made by another in another lifetime
Characters: Mary Anne Spier/Janine Kishi
Summary/Teaser: how long till my soul gets it right? can any human being ever reach that kind of light?
Warnings: sadness? girlsex?
Spoilers: --
Notes: Originally written for Fireworks: The Fourth of July Femslash Porn Battle (melwil's prompt: Baby-Sitters Club, Janine/Mary Anne, ancient history) Title (and summary/teaser) from "Galileo" by the Indigo Girls.
Word Count: 507

More for Me
Characters: Stacey McGill/Charlotte Johanssen
Summary/Teaser: It's Charlotte's birthday, and she has a surprising request for Stacey.
Warnings: If you continue on to read this fanfic, I'm trusting that you know what you're getting into from the rest of the header information and will act as you feel is appropriate based on the laws in your jurisdiction.
Spoilers: --
Notes: A misreading of my own prompt for the femslash_today 1000+ watchers porn battle. [My prompt for this word -- red -- was Stacey/Claudia.]
Authorial intent is that both parties are above the age of consent in their jurisdiction, but the author also encourages you the reader to imagine their ages as you prefer.
Word Count: 617

Opening Night Jitters
Characters: Claudia Kishi/Stacey McGill
Summary/Teaser: Claudia doesn't feel comfortable in these clothes.
Warnings: semi-explicit f/f sex between parties of age
Spoilers: --
Notes: Originally written for Fireworks: The Fourth of July Femslash Porn Battle (wisdomeagle's prompt: BSC, Claudia/Stacey, disrobe)
Word Count: 413

     Harry Potter

The Ace of Cups
Characters: Luna Lovegood/Fleur Delacour
Summary/Teaser: Tarot, like everything, is all in the interpretation.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: Book 7: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Notes: Originally written for Fireworks: The Fourth of July Femslash Porn Battle (taskir's prompt: Harry Potter, Luna/Fleur, fortune-teller)
Word Count: 380

a crazy girl walks into a pub...
Pairing: Remus Lupin (Harry Potter) / River Tam (Firefly)
Summary/Teaser: Girl sees things; girl knows things.
Warnings: Craziness?
Spoilers: --
Notes: dorrie6 did that icon-pairings meme and said, "Can anyone write me Remus/River?" I obliged.
Word Count: 100

shattered pieces speak
Characters: Minerva McGonagall/Luna Lovegood/Hermione Granger
Summary/Teaser: You are possessed with a power bigger than the pain
Warnings: some (consenual) pain, power dynamics, and moderately explicit f/f sex
Spoilers: --
Notes: Originally written for Fireworks: The Fourth of July Femslash Porn Battle (wisdomeagle's prompt: Harry Potter, McGonagall/Luna/Hermione, redaction)
Title twists Louise Gluck's "The Red Poppy". Summary/Teaser is a lyric from "Heartspark Dollarsign" by Everclear.
Word Count: 308

the story of how hard we tried
Characters: Hermione Granger/Minerva McGonagall
Summary/Teaser: Sometimes it's the only thing that can warm you.
Warnings:
Spoilers: --
Notes: Originally written for Fireworks: The Fourth of July Femslash Porn Battle (wisdomeagle's prompt: Harry Potter, Hermione/McGonagall, heat)
Title from "both hands" by ani difranco.
Word Count: 498

     Heroes

"Well, I'm a motherless child."
Characters: Eden McCain/Claire Bennet
Summary/Teaser:
Warnings: dubious consent, sex between an adult woman and female teenager
Spoilers: Eden's power
Notes: Unbetaed. Written for a misread prompt (taskir: Heroes, Charlie/Eden, whimper) at love bites 2: the femslash_today valentine's porn battle. I definitely hadn't thought this would be the first Heroes fic/pairing I wrote.
Title from the Eric Clapton song "Motherless Child."
Word Count: 362

     House

desperate
Characters: Lisa Cuddy/Alison Cameron
Summary/Teaser: Cuddy's trying to teach Cameron to say no.
"I am envious and obvious and desperate for your love" (Tom McRae, "Streetlight")
Warnings: womansex and some mild kink
Spoilers: --
Notes: Unbetaed. Originally written for love bites 2: the femslash_today valentine's porn battle (ijemanja's prompt: House, Cuddy/Cameron, whip)
Word Count: 310

     Little Shop of Horrors

Somewhere That’s Pink
Pairing: Audrey/Shirelle (original female character)
Summary/Teaser: Everybody loves Audrey.
Warning for sexual behavior between women.
Spoilers: Um, basic plot points of the original story.
Notes: Two-part vignette. Apologies for the incredibly cheesy title.
Word Count: 518

     Pirates of the Caribbean

Of Swords and Flowers
Pairing: Anamaria, no pairing
Summary/Teaser: Anamaria, learning to swordfight.
Spoilers: None
Notes: Written for Jennifer-Oksana's Female Character Gen Ficathon
Word Count: 1314

     Sandman

Nice Coat
Pairing: Angel/Dream
Summary/Teaser: Misters Tall Dark and Broody
Warnings: --
Spoilers: vague S3 Angel
Notes: Angel/Sandman crossover drabble. Sharon's fault.
Word Count: 100

     Time Bandits

Greece Remembers
Pairing: Kevin/Agammemnon
Summary/Teaser: After the movie, Agammemnon comes back for Kevin.
Warning for sexual behavior between an adult male and an underage male. Nothing beyond kissing and touching.
Spoilers: Um, basic plot points of the movie.
Notes: It's Kate's fault for making me watch the movie. Though in fairness to her, when I mentioned this pairing, her immediate reaction was, "Jesus you're sick and twisted." Thanks to Emma for encouragement and beta-ing. I checked a couple things with hp_britglish, but any errors are mine. (I learned that England has no Boston Market equivalent, but I didn't like the takeaway options, so the inaccuracy stays.) Thanks to the Internet for helping me find Scottish names.
Word Count: 2226

     The West Wing

This is their own story.
Pairing: C. J. Cregg / Tara Maclay
Summary/Teaser: In dreams, anything can happen.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: --
Notes: Unbetaed. Written for mosca's free verse challenge [masterlist here], Ari's birthday, and my desire to write fic for the occasion of Dia de los Muertos/All Hallows' Eve. Crossover with BtVS.
Soundtrack: Breathless. Fic title from Sophie B. Hawkins' "Don't Stop Swaying." Thanks to Wikipedia for assorted research.
Word Count: 845 [not counting the epigraph]

     Without a Trace

A Cool Breath on a Hot Day
Characters: Samantha Spade/Elena Delgado
Summary/Teaser: One summer day, Elena has a surprise for Sam.
Warnings: adult f/f sex with very light kink
Spoilers: --
Notes: Originally written for Fireworks: The Fourth of July Femslash Porn Battle (onyx_regret's prompt: Without a Trace, Sam Spade/Elena Delgado, Cool)
Word Count: 493

Some After Hours Cleanup
Characters: Samantha Spade/Elena Delgado
Summary/Teaser:
Warnings: girlsex? inappropriate use of company time?
Spoilers: --
Notes: Originally written for Fireworks: The Fourth of July Femslash Porn Battle (onyx_regret's prompt: Without a Trace, Sam Spade/Elena Delgado, Ink)
Word Count: 717

     X-Men (movieverse)

Love Amidst the Rain Drops
Pairing: Scott/Jean
Summary/Teaser: Jean loves the rain.
Warnings: --
Spoilers: --
Notes: Unbetaed, orginally written as a sequel to inlovewithnight's Scott/Jean rain ficlet
Word Count: 221

Stone Butch
Pairing: Rogue/Logan
Summary/Teaser: Rogue has (control) issues.
Warnings: explicit sex between an adult male and an adolescent female
Spoilers: Post-X2.
Notes: --
Word Count: 1616

     RPF

Cheaters Never Prosper (But They Do Get Laid)
Characters: Allison Janney/Ellen DeGeneres
Summary/Teaser: Ellen has a very . . . interesting birthday.
Warnings: If you continue on to read this fanfic, I'm trusting that you know what you're getting into from the rest of the header information and will act as you feel is appropriate based on the laws in your jurisdiction.
Spoilers: Timeline: Ellen's birthday show, January 2006
Notes: I got this idea after I watched the birthday show YouTube clip (I watched a a whole lot of clips of Allison Janney on Ellen's talk show, actually) and turned it into an actual fic for Ari's birthday.
Word Count: 979